Kiss
Puke
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Dear god my vagina.
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