can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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