Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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