I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So much rum. So many feels.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I love you. Go after that dick
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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