She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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