look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
why is half of my head shaved?
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