How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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