I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
