.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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