is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
sex in a hospital.. check
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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