hotel room ftw
So drunk its hurt
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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