We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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