We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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