didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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