I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't deserve a penis
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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