YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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