Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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