Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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