I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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