I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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