i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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