I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
