I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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