I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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