Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'd cum for enchiladas.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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