theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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