At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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