Jerry, you need to find god
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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