Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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