Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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