We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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