People in love make me want to vomit
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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