real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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