Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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