just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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