my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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