Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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