but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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