We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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