Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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