Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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