i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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