She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
