I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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