they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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