Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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