Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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