Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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