i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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