Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
