Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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